i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm jealous of your bromance
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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