: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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