you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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