Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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