I am in a vortex of obligation.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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