awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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