Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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