Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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