I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
MIDGETS
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I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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