Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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