I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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