Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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