Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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