You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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