Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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