he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
then he tried to convert me to islam
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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