He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i think my mom watched the whole time
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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