are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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