Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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