I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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