Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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