I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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