it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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