Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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