A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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