I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I pour the whiskey from now on
we should paint friendship bongs
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