So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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