marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
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