So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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