He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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