STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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