No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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