i need an iv and a liver transplant
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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