do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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