i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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