i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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