wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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