YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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