Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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