i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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