and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I am naked and annoyed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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