Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i wish my penis had a tongue
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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