i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
