Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Actions speak louder than pants.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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