That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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