hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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