You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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