I must be too annoying 4 u.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize