Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just come out here and I will go home with you...
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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