Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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