It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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