i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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