I wanna bring you to show and tell
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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