so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
We just shotgunned beers for America
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Found the puke drawer
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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