He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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