It's Friday. Sex?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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