My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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