I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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